Monday, 24 December 2012

Midnight Mess

ב”ה י”ב טבת תשע”ג
המכתב החתום ע”י ר”ח שנעק יצא מחמת אי הבנה וביהמ”ד דברי חיים עוד מצורף להתאחדות קהילות החרדים
וע”ז דו”ש משה חיים אפרים פדווא
12 Teves 5773
The letter signed by Chaim Schneck was released as a result of a misunderstanding and the Beish Hamedrash Divrei Chaim remains affiliated to the Union of Orthodox Hebrew Congregations.
Greetings of Peace
Moshe Chaim Efraim Padwa

This is a comment by ‘What a Shoita!!’ which deserves promotion:
Hi, my name is Efraim Padwa, or is it? I'm not sure, I can't make up my mind. Do I have a mind? Let me ask the Halperns what my name is and what i should think. Or should I? I'm just so confused. Who is that fat man blocking my way? Is he friend or foe? He is shouting at me! But he looks like a friend! Do I know him? How can I know him if I don't even know myself?? Sign a letter? About what? Will you calm down if I sign it? Ok, so I'll sign. Can I go now? Thank you Mr Policeman - Merry Kratzmech. Wow, look a Hatzoola ambulance. Wonder what all the fuss is about. No time to find out, must get home to what the Queen's kratzmech message on TV with my 3D specs. She has it so easy, that Queen - somebody writes it all down for her and makes all the decisions about what she should say, and what she shouldn't say, and she just reads it. Halevai oif mir gezugt! Anyway, I'm off now, until next time I need to make a fool of myself. Soon, probably. Good night.